HOLLYWOOD super-couple Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are “lucky to be alive” tonight after a crazed shooter sprayed their Los Angeles sanctuary with a hail of semi-automatic gunfire.

The Umbrella singer and her rapper beau were reportedly “inches from tragedy” when a licensed speech pathologist allegedly opened fire on their luxury estate, leaving their Airstream trailer riddled with bullet holes.

Sources say the pair, along with their three young children, survived only by “split-second, decisive action” as the chaos unfolded at their sun-drenched mansion this past Sunday, March 8.

A HAIL OF LEAD

Chilling new details from law enforcement officials suggest the Fenty mogul, 38, and Rocky, 37, were not just nearby—they were directly in the line of fire.

The couple was reportedly hunkered down inside a designer Airstream trailer parked on the grounds of their L.A. home when the shooting began. An official told the Los Angeles Times that the pair “easily could have been hit” by the barrage of lead that tore through the vehicle’s silver exterior.

“It was a scene of pure carnage,” a source close to the investigation whispered. “The metal was shredded. To think that the world’s biggest pop star and her family were inside is nothing short of a miracle.”

THE FAMILY IN PERIL

Los Angeles County District Attorney Nathan Hochman confirmed the harrowing scale of the attack, revealing that the shooter didn’t care who was in the way.

The “assault with a semi-automatic firearm” targeted a staggering ten people. Among those in the crosshairs were:

Rihanna

A$AP Rocky

Their three young children

Rihanna’s mother, Monica Fenty

Two terrified members of staff

“Rihanna was there with her partner, her three children, her mother, and two staff people,” Hochman stated, painting a grim picture of the family’s Sunday morning from hell. Two more neighbors were also caught up in the madness as bullets flew into a nearby residence.

WHO IS THE SURPRISE SHOOTER?

The woman accused of turning a billionaire’s paradise into a war zone has been identified as Ivanna Lisette Ortiz.

In a twist that has stunned the community, Ortiz is not a career criminal but a licensed speech pathologist from Florida. The medical professional is now facing a rap sheet long enough to see her spend the rest of her days behind bars.

The charges against her include:

10 counts of assault with a semi-automatic firearm.

3 counts of shooting at an inhabited vehicle or dwelling.

Attempted Murder charges that could carry a life sentence.

Ortiz is currently being held on a massive $1.8 million bail while she waits for her day in court.

THE ‘SNEAKY’ FACEBOOK CLUES

While police are still scrambling to find a motive, a digital trail of breadcrumbs has emerged. A Facebook profile appearing to belong to Ortiz is littered with bizarre, rambling posts directed at the Diamonds singer.

In one eerie message, the poster rants: “Say something to me directly instead of sneaking around like you talking to me.”

The cryptic posts suggest a dark obsession that may have spiraled out of control, leading the Florida medic to travel across the country to confront the star at her own front gate.

NO TOLERANCE FOR VIOLENCE

DA Hochman hasn’t held back in his condemnation of the “careless violence” that rocked the star-studded neighborhood.

“Opening fire in any populated neighborhood is extremely dangerous, puts lives at risk and will be fully prosecuted,” he warned in a blistering press release. “Thankfully, no one was injured, but such shooters will find their next destination to be our jails and prisons.”

For Rihanna—who only recently stepped back into the spotlight at the Gotham Film Awards in New York—the incident is a chilling reminder of the price of fame.

Friends say the singer is “shaken but focused on her babies” as security at the mansion is ramped up to “fortress levels.”

Ortiz’s arraignment has been postponed until the end of the month, where she will finally face the music for the Sunday Morning Massacre that almost cost the world its brightest star.