It’s Prince George’s 11th birthday, a day that should be all about cake, presents, and maybe a cheeky game of polo because that’s what royal kids do, right? But instead of just birthday wishes, King Charles decides to drop a bombshell bigger than the crown jewels themselves. He bestows a special title on young George, and suddenly, it’s not just the birthday candles that are lit—it’s a whole royal firestorm. While little George is probably trying to figure out how to spell his new title, Uncle Harry is allegedly having a full-blown meltdown across the pond in Montecito. And let me tell you, it’s not pretty. We’re talking jealousy, guilt, and enough regret to fill the Tower of London. According to our super-secret, totally not made-up source, Harry’s feeling more left out than a corgi at a cat show. Apparently, he’s realizing that his kids, Archie and Lilibet, don’t know their royal cousins, and it’s hitting him harder than a polo mallet to the head.