Pop legend and beloved TV favouriteĀ Martin KempĀ has been rushed to hospital following aĀ shocking chainsaw accidentĀ at his Hertfordshire home ā an incident that his sonĀ Roman KempĀ said lookedĀ ālike something straight out of a horror movie.ā
The 63-year-oldĀ Spandau BalletĀ star ā adored for his charm, wit, and effortless cool ā was reportedly doing some weekend DIY when things took a terrifying turn. According to Roman, his father burst into the kitchenĀ ācovered in blood and screaming for helpā before being rushed to hospital for emergency treatment.Ā āYep, Chainsaw.ā ā The Text That Sent His Family Into Panic
Speaking on hisĀ You About?Ā podcast withĀ Tom Grennan, Roman recalled the exact moment he discovered what had happened.
āFriday night, Iād just finished work,ā Roman explained. āThen Dad sends this photo to our family WhatsApp group ā his handās completely bandaged, thereās blood everywhere ā and all he writes underneath is:Ā āYep, chainsaw.āā
Tomās reaction said it all.
āMate, that looks like a horror film! What the hell happened to your dadās fingers?!ā he gasped.
At first, Roman thought his dad was joking. But as he zoomed in on the photo, the truth hit him.
āAll his fingers were strapped together. It didnāt even look like a hand anymore ā it looked like a claw. I just messaged back:Ā āWHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!āā
š©øĀ āWHY ARE YOU HANDLING A CHAINSAW?!ā
As panic set in, both Roman and his sisterĀ Harley MoonĀ began frantically messaging their dad ā but got no reply.
āWe were like, āDad?! Are you okay?! Answer us!āā Roman said. āNothing. Silence. So I called him ā and when he finally picked up, he sounded way too calm.ā
According to Roman, Martin brushed it off at first.
āHe goes, āOh yeah, not too bad, son. Just a little nick.ā And Iām like,Ā āA nick? Youāre nearly 70 ā what are you doing holding a chainsaw?!āā
Thatās when Martin finally revealed what happened:
āHe said, āThere was a branch I wanted to cut down. I grabbed the chainsaw ā from the wrong end ā the blade didnāt have the guard on, and it just kicked in.āā
Roman said he was speechless.
āHe literally picked up a live chainsaw by the blade! Heās lucky he didnāt lose his whole hand. Itās insane.ā
š„Ā āBLOOD EVERYWHEREā ā THE DASH TO HOSPITAL
Roman revealed that Martinās wifeĀ ShirlieĀ was the first to see the aftermath.
āHe said there was blood pouring everywhere ā all over the floor, over Mumās kitchen towels. Mum was screaming, trying to wrap his hand. It was chaos.ā
Paramedics were called, and Martin was rushed to hospital where doctors gave him a tetanus shot andĀ stitched multiple deep cuts.
A family friend later confirmed he wasĀ āextremely lucky not to have severed tendons.ā
Tom Grennan summed up what everyone was thinking:
āHeās so, so lucky. I know people whoāve lost fingers from the same thing.ā
šĀ FANS FLOOD SOCIAL MEDIA WITH MESSAGES
After Roman shared the story, fans poured onto social media with shock and relief.
āGet well soon, legend ā no more power tools!ā one fan wrote.
āThat sounds like a slasher movie, not a Saturday project!ā joked another.
Many called Martin aĀ ātrue rock starāĀ for his resilience ā though some said the story gave them āactual chills.ā
Martin himself has yet to make a public statement, but insiders say heās now recovering at home and āalready cracking jokes about it.ā
š¤Ā FROM ROCK ICON TO DIY DISASTER
Martin Kempās fans know him as the glamorous bassist of Spandau Ballet and the unforgettable Steve Owen fromĀ EastEndersĀ ā but away from fame, heās a self-confessed DIY enthusiast.
Unfortunately, this latest mishap may have cured him of that hobby for good.
Roman couldnāt resist teasing his dad on air:
āHeās out here acting like heās inĀ The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! I told him, āDad, youāre a pop icon ā call a gardener, not a paramedic next time!āā
ā¤ļøĀ āTHATāS MY DAD FOR YOUā
Despite the scare, the Kemp familyās trademark humour shone through.
āThatās my dad for you,ā Roman said with a laugh. āA national treasure who somehow turns a near-death DIY fail into a family panic and a podcast story in one go.ā
Fans echoed the sentiment online, calling MartinĀ āa miracle man with nine lives.ā
āYouāve already given us enough heart-stopping moments on stage, Martin,ā one fan commented. āNo need to add chainsaws to the list.āĀ šŖš